This is how you play:

The person above you starts a sentence with "If life..." (it does not have to be "gives you"). It's pretty much just a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
Post #1 - If life gives you lemons
Post #2 - Make lemonade. If life breaks your computer...
Post #3 - Sue life. If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) Nothing inappropriate.
3) Forum rules still apply.

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I'll start:

If life gives you back pain for a week...