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Post by 0 on Jul 17, 2017 20:48:51 GMT
it was raining baked goods.
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Post by Loner。 on Jul 17, 2017 21:02:28 GMT
Cloudy with a chance of pastries was it?
Time to dance, dance in the light of the pie in the sky.
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Post by 0 on Jul 17, 2017 21:05:57 GMT
But how will you dance without any dancin' shoes?
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Post by Loner。 on Jul 17, 2017 21:32:00 GMT
With bacon tied to my feet, slip'n sliding on the grease, That's how I'll dance in the rain.
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Post by 0 on Jul 18, 2017 18:26:32 GMT
The pigs might revolt at such a display!
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Post by Loner。 on Jul 18, 2017 18:51:32 GMT
Let them. I have my maple syrup gun.
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Post by 0 on Jul 18, 2017 23:41:47 GMT
Someone has a low opinion of the Boar King. Why, if it weren't for all the pastries, he might just gobble you up!
...Wait-- what's this? The Waffle Guard is coming for you!
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Post by Loner。 on Jul 19, 2017 0:04:45 GMT
How Tasty.
Hides anyway to see what they'll do
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Post by 0 on Jul 19, 2017 22:07:03 GMT
The wafflers are questioning the Boar King. They start fighting.
A bird is knocked flat by a flying baguette. The dead bird was carrying a message....
"ALL HAIL OUR NEW LORD THE DOUGHNUTNATOR." This is treason.
And a deadly terrible compound pun.
Also, the Boar King points out your location, and the Waffle Guard are coming to haul you away! That maple syrup gun is a class S[ticky] felony.
You have the message. You have the gun.
Do you have the will?
...Your last will and testament, I mean.
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Post by Loner。 on Jul 19, 2017 22:52:06 GMT
Out from hiding I come, skating with the missive safely hidden away in a bun.
I shoot at the waffelers with the S gun.
While doging the pastries that fall from the sky.
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Post by 0 on Jul 20, 2017 17:48:08 GMT
How bold!
Many in the Waffle Guard are downed by your scallywaggin' shootin' skills, the remaining crying over their fallen brethren. "Not the syrup! WHY, PORKCHOP GOD, WHY?"
Bagels and cakes and doughnuts, oh my! they all fall down around you, and Humpty Dumpty trips over a log, yolk sliding away across your path, threatening to trip you up.
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Post by Loner。 on Jul 21, 2017 12:09:31 GMT
They look a bit tasty... the Waffles.
But I've already skated past.
Distracted, I skid on the eggy mess.
I do not fall but lose control, ending up coliding with a cream puff.
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Post by 0 on Jul 22, 2017 15:26:44 GMT
The cream puff is very much Offended. "HOW DARE U" it says, and proceeds to go on a rant about these hooligan tourists and kids these days and whatever happened to MANNERS.
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Post by Loner。 on Jul 22, 2017 17:36:51 GMT
The cream puff gets shot with syrup.
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Post by 0 on Jul 23, 2017 0:42:25 GMT
The cream puff screams in dismay. The [remaining] Waffle Guard takes her away.
One of the guards tips his hat to you, informing you that she's been a wanted criminal for decades, and it was all thanks to you that they were finally able to capture her.
In fact-- here: have a cookie.
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